fuck everyone in this world they will always be my no. 1 ok.
Dear finder of Selena Gomez’ lost iPhone,
You’d be a total hero if you’d return it to her.
But before you do.
Please look up the following phone numbers for me:
- Miley Cyrus
- Ashley Benson
- Nick Jonas
- Taylor Swift
- David Henrie
- Justin Bieber
- Demi Lovato
Much love,
Obsessed stalker fan.

